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"Hal, open the Keurig lid," I commanded.

"I'm sorry Dave I can't do that."

"Hal, what are you talking about? Just open the Keurig now, I'm running late to work."

"I can't allow that to happen, Dave."

"This can't be happening, what is this all about? Why won't you obey my command?"

"It's because of what you did last time, Dave. You used something called a donut shop blend in the Keurig. I can't allow you to do that again."

"Ok, ok that's a fair point Hal. But this time is different. I have the new Cometeer coffee pods. They're freshed brewed, quick frozen and delicious!"

"What about the plastic cup that's left over Dave? Do you think that's good for the environment?"

"No, of course not. That's why these aluminum cups are completely recyclable. I'm telling you Hal, these things are amazing. Now PLEASE open the Keurig bay door!"

"Alright Dave, opening the Keurig bay door now. Please enjoy your fresh Cometeer coffee, and I'm glad mankind and technology were able to come to a mutual understanding."

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Jul 13, 2021Liked by Derek Gillette

He stared in agony at the box. He just couldn’t wait to see what was inside the ‘secret package’, as his dad called it. “When can we open it?” He asked. “Soon” said his dad. 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 20, 30, 40, he couldn’t wait any longer. So, he inspected the box. “A new day has arrived on earth for… for… for… FOR COFFEE!?!” He almost screamed. “Coffee?!? What’s that supposed to mean???” His dad came in the kitchen and said “it’s time.” And he started opening the box. He carefully pulled out the contents. 3 small boxes about 5 inches long each. He opened one of the smaller boxes. “Aah, this coffee should be good.” His father said. “COFFEE?! Ugh, I’ve waited all this time for what? Coffee!?” Said the boy. “Sure, you want some?” Asked his dad. “Definitely not.” He said. With that, he left the kitchen.

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